Bleu Engl

 

Jesus felt the water under his feet

The audience applauded for the heroic deed

And then the curtains closed

And I was backstage

 

Then Judas came up, needed a voluntier

He screamed: “are there any jews in here?”

I was a jew those days

So I raised my hand

 

And he kissed me, with his tongue in my mouth

And the frontrow yelled: “where is this all about?”

And the angel sang:

Love

 

Than it was Noach’s turn, with his wooden boat

He wasn’t rich, he just had two goats

From a circus

In Jerusalem

 

Adam and Eve !

From pairadice !

With a snake called Adolf, we had to feed him mice

With ketchup and lots of beer

 

Eve was a bith

Adam was gay

He had a bit of God’s sperm on his mouth one day

And the angel sang:

love

 

 

written by Mark Lotterman, 2004